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Once upon a time, we weren’t just hauling millions, we were mastering the fine art of rubber band warfare, keeping Wells Fargo entertained, and proving that KFC was, in fact, a food group.
The armored truck life was wild, unpredictable, and way funnier than it had any right to be.
This song is for the crew, for the chaos, and for the legend of FIT Club.
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Lyrics
Rolling out before the sun
Million-dollar payload, locked and gunned
Steel doors shut, engine growls
Rolling through the city like we own this town
Brian’s riding shotgun, got my back
Cash in the vault, rolling down the track
Wells Fargo stop, time to unload
But first—grab some KFC, hit the road
Rubber bands fly, it’s a battlefield
Other trucks duck, but they know the deal
Stackin’ cash, countin’ fast
But we’re still cracking jokes while they run the math
Armored and loaded, rolling tight
Haulin’ millions in the dead of night
Steel and fire, gears in sync
Locked and loaded, but damn—we need a drink
Counting stacks while we kick back
Wells Fargo’s slow, but we don’t crack
Throw a shot of whiskey in my KFC cup
FIT Club’s callin’, yeah we’re linkin’ up
Josh, Jesse, Ryan in the mix
Rubber bands snap, man, these shots don’t miss
Chops, this one’s for you, my friend
Raise a toast—your legend don’t end
Sirens blare, radio’s hot
But we still got time for a parking lot plot
Split the loot? Nah, just a joke
We’re rich in stories—we’re always broke
Armored and loaded, rolling tight
Haulin’ millions in the dead of night
Steel and fire, gears in sync
Locked and loaded, but damn—we need a drink
Time rolls on, took different ways
But man, I’d do it all again today
The truck’s long gone, the stories stay
‘Cause once you ride, you never fade
Armored and loaded, rolling tight
Haulin’ millions in the dead of night
Steel and fire, gears in sync
Locked and loaded, but damn—we need a drink
(Chops, this round’s for you, brother.)
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