Disclaimer
These songs are based on real people, real inside jokes, and very real amounts of sarcasm.
No friendships were harmed in the making of these anthems (yet). If you hear your name in a lyric, congratulations, you’re famous now.
Each song was co-written with my AI sidekick because why write music alone when you can get a virtual assistant who never rolls its eyes at your ideas?
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What happens when you trade California sunsets for Aussie surf, snakes in the grass, and thongs that go on your feet? Here’s to big moves, wild places, and chasing adventure all the way to the Southern Hemisphere. Lyrics From Grass Valley’s golden rays To Aussie lands where kangaroos play She packed her dreams and … Read more
Music Inspired by The Wilde Escape Ever wondered what happens when blog posts come to life through music? I took some of my favorite posts from Wilde Escape and turned them into songs, mixing fun beats, personal stories, and a little adventure along the way. Listen. Explore. Escape. 🌍🎸🎧 What Makes You Happy? Check out … Read more
Skybound I’ve been playing around with AI a little too much. Well, here’s something I think you might like. A tribute to my friend, Derek, aka ‘Big Red!’ Lyrics Big Red, he’s always been the one, In the hangar, dreamin’ of the sky and the sun. In high school, we thought he’d fix up … Read more
Once upon a time, we weren’t just hauling millions, we were mastering the fine art of rubber band warfare, keeping Wells Fargo entertained, and proving that KFC was, in fact, a food group. The armored truck life was wild, unpredictable, and way funnier than it had any right to be. This song is for the … Read more
This one is for my fellow Packers fans An anthem for the greatest damn team in football! Join me in celebrating the Green and Gold while reminding the Bears, Lions, and Vikings exactly where they stand. Turn it up, sing it loud, and if you’re not a Packers fan… well, that sounds like a personal … Read more
Alright, it finally happened. The Shrimp have taken over. What started as a simple paper shrimp has turned into an uprising! Not sure what you will think, but it’s done: Don’t forget to turn up the volume! The Lyrics Started out small, just a paper dude Sittin’ on my desk with a dumb attitude … Read more
Hey! I was messing around and put together a rock song for ya. Not sure if you will like it, but thought I would share it anyway. Miss ya! Don’t forget to turn up the volume: Lyrics: Verse Steel and fire, built to last Locked and loaded, never lookin’ back Precision forged, tested right … Read more
Here’s a quick intro before we get to the good stuff. As you know, I’ve been playing around with AI. After a lot of tweaking and more time than I’d like to admit, I’ve managed to create some pretty cool things. If you and your dad are interested, and when you have a little time … Read more
We wanted to take a minute and share a song with you. When you have three minutes and sound up on your computer (or cell phone, GMA) click the green play button below. If you are interested, here are the lyrics: Verse Well, the sun’s shinin’ down on a clear blue day, Pops turns … Read more
Lyrics Three rides, one road, lights flashin’ fast Plaid takes off, Charly’s right on his back Mr. Clean’s movin’ smooth, no wasted time (“Eric, man, you milkin’ every single mile!”) Shane’s revvin’ up, Charly’s callin’ plays “Bro, just floor it—no eco today” I say “Alright, Boss,” they both groan loud (“Ayy, don’t call me … Read more