Disclaimer
These songs are based on real people, real inside jokes, and very real amounts of sarcasm.
No friendships were harmed in the making of these anthems (yet). If you hear your name in a lyric, congratulations, you’re famous now.
Each song was co-written with my AI sidekick because why write music alone when you can get a virtual assistant who never rolls its eyes at your ideas?
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Mr. T(boned) A sendoff to Charlie’s Tesla glory days and the moment Mr. T became Mr. T-Boned. A farewell anthem tipping a hat and saying. Lyrics Three rides, one road, lights flashin’ fast Plaid takes off, Charly’s right on his back Mr. Clean’s movin’ smooth, no wasted time (“Eric, man, you milkin’ every single … Read more
Miss you guys and hope you like these songs. So, when are we planning the next boy’s weekend? – Don’t Forget to Turn Up The Volume – Weekend Warriors I might have a problem, cuz I might have made another one. This one’s about our highly organized weekend trips, our flawless planning skills, and … Read more
Turn Up The Volume & Click the Link Below If you are interested here are the lyrics of the song: Verse Cards are down, marbles roll Boys take the lead, girls in control Kevin’s flippin’ hotdogs, grill’s burnin’ bright Janine’s got the flair, she paints the night Pre-Chorus Christine calls the play, what’s the … Read more
You’ve stumbled into the corner of the internet where my questionable ideas become songs. This one started as a joke and somehow turned into… well, you’ll see. Aim True Hit play if you’re brave. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.